The ballad of Joanie's perfect womanliness

Hello everyone, your most favorite gypsy is back to make a bran new entry about Televisions greatest kept secret curves. Yes I am indeed talking about Joanie Holloway from the television program "The Madmen"



Before I talk about the greatness of Joan's curves, I feel is duty to remind you about Mihai's personal taste about curvey and bountiful womens by posting link to previous journal in which we talk about wonders of fullbodied dames and premium breasts.

Well, as said in previous journal entry;
"I like women with good size of flesh so when we become carnal I have something to hold on to, and not like skinny when I feel I going to break them if I become too passionate in the making of love."

Now, we come back to main issue of entry, the most premium curves on the television.
Miss Joan Holloway is ficitonaly character portrayed by goddess Christina Hendricks, Howcome we didnt know about Christina before? I do not know, but believe me friend, I am upset at own ignorance.
Now, I want to make attention to fact that Joan Holloway is from time era "America 1960s" a special time when men had control and women were less than men, just like Eastern Europe in present day. Also during this time women used to be more round and curvyfull, what happened? I do not know, in some point humanity fucked up and now every girl must be skinny. not good.
Miss Joan is not only curvey but very confident which is special combination for make a man's testicles shrink in intimidation and signal of respect for such womanly woman, Miss Joanie knows she is most gorgeous woman in 1963 and she has no problem with it, we also know that in deep secret, she is the real boss of Sterling Cooper company, but she lets Roger and Bert pretend like they are in power of the company, but in the end it is Joanie who runs the place, one day she find stain of horse poop on her shoe and she make Roger lick it until it becomes clean, that was in special deleted scenes of season 2.
Joanie is so much of woman that pharmaceutical company distills her tears to make estrogen pills. The real death of James Dean is suicide because he could not please Joanie in the bed. Elvis also killed himself because he became rejected by Joanie, he could not take the pain and started eating pills and becoming fat from so much ben and jerrys icecream and in the end he decided "A life without Joanie is a life half lived." The real assassin of president Kennedy was only jealous ex-lover who learned that Joanie was having affair with Kennedy, which was not true, Kennedy wanted to have affair with Joanie who happened to be president of the united states at the moment, a fact that is hidden in the pentagon because Joanie is so humble she didnt want people to know.

Do you notice she likes being beautiful and curveylicuous? it is almost a pain in the mind of every male in the world, and if you do not think so...buy a gun and sit on it.

anyways, I must now end this long entry with special open letter to Joan:

Dear Joan:
You are most beautiful woman in the television ever, your curves inspire real men into inventing the wheel and the airplane, god himself cried little tears of joy when he created you, and if it is true that god created you in his image, then I am gay and I want to make love to god.
Your hair is the color of fire and tangerines which means you are a hot as fire and as sweet as a tangerine, except to Peggy Olsen, but that's fine because she is weird girl.
The only reason the show is called Mad Men is because you drive Men Mad, and also you should break up with your boyfriend and come hang out with Mihai, I have premium penis and secret gypsy lovemaking skills learned in the Balkans.
Please never become skinny, and if you do, kill me first so i never know what is the world without your curves.

Loves and Kisses - Mihai Korsha

Now I leave you with greatest scene from Mad Men, please ignore stupid captions added by dumbass douchebag-trytoohard.