The Pants

Hello and good day to you all.
Today I will have special blog about Pants. But most importantly the girl pants.

First please open this link in another tab to have musical companion to this blog.

Now: It has come to Mihai's attention the most importance of girl pants, it is very important for girls to have the perfect pair of jeans not only for her but for me and the entire of the population.
There is nothing most beautiful that being walking around and checking out a girl just to find a perfect booty accentuated by the right pair of jeans. You all know what I am talking about, it's all about the way in which the pants will hold on to your beautiful behind accentuating the god-given form of womanliness. And I am just not talking about skinny or fat women, it's about rocking the pair of jeans that will fit in perfect.

These are signs of good jean wearing:

-No muffintop
-Can stay on without belt
-Could be worn by EMO band singer
-Do not show your thong.
-Can hide underwear lines
-Can Stretch for even a bit (1% to 3% lycra)
-Do not contain more than 5% of it's weight in bedazzler jewels (aka ed hardy)
-Embroidery is only detail, not design.

This is Example Bad. These jeans were clearly made for man, or for someone
many sizes over your real size. if you took belt off, jeans would fall= fail.

Bad Example: the muffintop. I like curves in girl.
but those pants are not flattering the curves.
Good body ruined by bad choice of pants.

Bad Example: the showing of the thong.
Thong is sexy dont get me wrong, but it must be kept
secret for only person you want to arouse, not ALL PEOPLE.
Showing thong is like going to second base without stepin on first.

FUCK NO. flowers on one side, skull on another?
is this for guy or girl? none, this is for peacock.
Only doucheman wear this shit, and they probably
wear more makeup than their girlfriends.


This is good example, this woman is clearly gifted in
her behind, and we know this because she wears
the appropriate jeans, and she knows it, just look at
her face of "Yeah, I know"

This is good example, this woman has smaller booty, but thanks to
usage of correct pants she can arouse all men when she leaves a room.

Mom Jeans: very tricky to pull off. Mom jeans come in good and bad,
nothing in between, either you rock those pants making all your son's friends
fantizise about what lies within the denim, or you look like mom jeans are
actually dad jeans with a belt.

As terminal conclussions, I want to give a big heartfelt thank you to every girl who wears jeans that fit their figure, it is privilege to admire what you got and how you got it.

For further readings check this link to how to find good jeans by Isabella Snow.

Or watch an old Levi's commercial:



also watch hillarious SNL clip of the momjeans:



Thanks for reading