Saturday, December 31, 2011

The many anonymous questions

Hello pretty lads and lasses, Mihai here just to make update about why no videos in such long time, well mostly because I have become familiarized with other web site of blogs where many people ask questions all the time and I have become quite popularized there.
I believe it is mostly because people can ask questions in anonymous mode and that is good for them because they are shy about their questions because maybe they are of sexual nature or just stupid. So anyways, I have been there doing many answerings of questions, so now I will post them here for your pleasure:

what happens if I leave my xbox turned on for too long?

how old are you?

well of course that if you leave xbox turned on and ignored too long, it will grow weak spiritually because it will feel it has no reason lo exist, at some point the devil will enter the carcass of your xbox and perpetually make you loose at games when you finally want to use it. you will need to put the xbox to sleep if this happens.

Is Putting On To Much Chap Stick Bad? Yesterday, every 5 minutes i kept on applying chap stick on my lip. (i used the brand "chap stick") I went to sleep and woke up and for maybe 30 minutes or so my lips felt numb. Is it because i kept on putting it on? Today i read something that said if you put on to much medicated chap stick your lip looses it's moisture. I'm not sure if the brand "chap stick" is medicated i have the spearmint flavor, also i put it on quite a few times today! PLEASE HELP!!!

chap stick is made of strange government-chemicals that control your brain and also make your lips even more chapped so that you keep buying more chapstick, so fuck em, use butter instead. or whale blubber.

Does it make sense for someone to vote though they know nothing about politics? I told my mom, but she insist that I vote. Now I have a voting registration card and she's just going to make me vote for who she votes for. Politics is not my cup of tea. I rather not.

First: people who vote without knowing about politics should stay home playing farmville for their whole life and pay enormous taxes just for not knowing what they are doing.

Second: your mom is using you like a prostitute uses a condom, you must stand up and say to your momma that you don’t vote cuz you don’t even know what it means. It’s like driving a car wearing a mermaid costume: you can’t get your feet apart to use the clutch and the gas, so your car keeps turning off and your frustration is building but you will not take off the mermaid costume.

hello Mihai, I have a question: last night I was looking for something in my basement and I found a cup with a bag of marijuana and rolling papers. I'm positive its my moms or dads. What should I do? Call the Police? Or should I ask them about it?

my first advice is to smoke it, me second advice is not to be a fucking snitch, mostly on your parents, they had to fuck to make you and you want to get them in trouble for having some good fun times with the whacky tobaccy?

Instead you should be pissed off that someone in your house is smoking weed and has never invited you.

My hairspray is making my room smell bad...? Okay so I used to never use hairspray but now I curl my hair instead of straightening it, so I gotta use hair spray and since I started using it my room smells bad if I don't keep my windows open, but now it's wniter so I can't open them. How do I not make it smell bad besides just spraying perfume or linen spray alll over, cuz then the smells just mix and that's nasty.

well, buy a hairspray that doesnt smell bad. or spray it in the garage or your lawn. Remember that you gotta suffer to look good, it’s the American way.

Marijuana good / bad?

Marijuana is a gateway drug to cheetos. That being said I think you should try it yourself and make your own damn mind, I personally say smoke up, give it a go, there is no legitimate proof that it is bad for you.

Do you think an older woman would appreciate it if a younger guy told her flat out that she was pretty?

No.

older women are smarter and sophisticated and “pretty” is for teenage girls. You should call her beautiful or at least attractive. Older women know what’s up. But if you are younger than 14, then sure, you can call her pretty.


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