Ultimating Superstar Mihai Gypsy Advice

The many anonymous questions

2011-12-31T10:05:00.000-08:00

Hello pretty lads and lasses, Mihai here just to make update about why no videos in such long time, well mostly because I have become familiarized with other web site of blogs where many people ask questions all the time and I have become quite popularized there.
I believe it is mostly because people can ask questions in anonymous mode and that is good for them because they are shy about their questions because maybe they are of sexual nature or just stupid. So anyways, I have been there doing many answerings of questions, so now I will post them here for your pleasure:

what happens if I leave my xbox turned on for too long?

how old are you?

well of course that if you leave xbox turned on and ignored too long, it will grow weak spiritually because it will feel it has no reason lo exist, at some point the devil will enter the carcass of your xbox and perpetually make you loose at games when you finally want to use it. you will need to put the xbox to sleep if this happens.

Is Putting On To Much Chap Stick Bad? Yesterday, every 5 minutes i kept on applying chap stick on my lip. (i used the brand "chap stick") I went to sleep and woke up and for maybe 30 minutes or so my lips felt numb. Is it because i kept on putting it on? Today i read something that said if you put on to much medicated chap stick your lip looses it's moisture. I'm not sure if the brand "chap stick" is medicated i have the spearmint flavor, also i put it on quite a few times today! PLEASE HELP!!!

chap stick is made of strange government-chemicals that control your brain and also make your lips even more chapped so that you keep buying more chapstick, so fuck em, use butter instead. or whale blubber.

Does it make sense for someone to vote though they know nothing about politics? I told my mom, but she insist that I vote. Now I have a voting registration card and she's just going to make me vote for who she votes for. Politics is not my cup of tea. I rather not.

First: people who vote without knowing about politics should stay home playing farmville for their whole life and pay enormous taxes just for not knowing what they are doing.

Second: your mom is using you like a prostitute uses a condom, you must stand up and say to your momma that you don’t vote cuz you don’t even know what it means. It’s like driving a car wearing a mermaid costume: you can’t get your feet apart to use the clutch and the gas, so your car keeps turning off and your frustration is building but you will not take off the mermaid costume.

hello Mihai, I have a question: last night I was looking for something in my basement and I found a cup with a bag of marijuana and rolling papers. I'm positive its my moms or dads. What should I do? Call the Police? Or should I ask them about it?

my first advice is to smoke it, me second advice is not to be a fucking snitch, mostly on your parents, they had to fuck to make you and you want to get them in trouble for having some good fun times with the whacky tobaccy?

Instead you should be pissed off that someone in your house is smoking weed and has never invited you.

My hairspray is making my room smell bad...? Okay so I used to never use hairspray but now I curl my hair instead of straightening it, so I gotta use hair spray and since I started using it my room smells bad if I don't keep my windows open, but now it's wniter so I can't open them. How do I not make it smell bad besides just spraying perfume or linen spray alll over, cuz then the smells just mix and that's nasty.

well, buy a hairspray that doesnt smell bad. or spray it in the garage or your lawn. Remember that you gotta suffer to look good, it’s the American way.

Marijuana good / bad?

Marijuana is a gateway drug to cheetos. That being said I think you should try it yourself and make your own damn mind, I personally say smoke up, give it a go, there is no legitimate proof that it is bad for you.

Do you think an older woman would appreciate it if a younger guy told her flat out that she was pretty?

No.

older women are smarter and sophisticated and “pretty” is for teenage girls. You should call her beautiful or at least attractive. Older women know what’s up. But if you are younger than 14, then sure, you can call her pretty.

Mihai Korsha's premium gypsy advice: Alcoholism, Roomates, wheelchairs and personal defense

2011-09-16T17:57:00.000-07:00

Facebook of Mihai

2011-08-19T09:35:00.000-07:00

Mihai has Facebook page now, you must all follow Mihai on facebook and leave concerns and questions there:
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girls at 13 get more action than dames at 30

2011-04-28T15:59:00.000-07:00

Out of the big house.

2011-04-22T20:36:00.000-07:00

One fucking year later.

In The Wilderness Again: facial hair and being an asshole.

2010-04-08T21:49:00.001-07:00

Superultimating Gypsy videoblog; The Wilderness Pt. 2 from Fu Paullada on Vimeo.

The Wilderness!

2010-04-03T15:21:00.001-07:00

Superultimating Gypsy videoblog; The Wilderness from Fu Paullada on Vimeo.

Videoblog: Valentine's day special.

2010-02-10T00:46:00.001-08:00

Superultimating Gypsy videoblog; Valentine's Day Special from Fu Paullada on Vimeo.

Videoblog: Body Smells and Hate Letters.

2010-01-14T16:40:00.000-08:00

Superultimating Gypsy videoblog; Body Smells and Hate Letters from Fu Paullada on Vimeo.

The Importance of Moustaches.

2009-12-17T20:57:00.000-08:00

Superultimating Gypsy videoblog; The importance of Mustaches. from Fu Paullada on Vimeo.

The Pants

2009-12-09T00:59:00.001-08:00

Hello and good day to you all.
Today I will have special blog about Pants. But most importantly the girl pants.

First please open this link in another tab to have musical companion to this blog.

Now: It has come to Mihai's attention the most importance of girl pants, it is very important for girls to have the perfect pair of jeans not only for her but for me and the entire of the population.
There is nothing most beautiful that being walking around and checking out a girl just to find a perfect booty accentuated by the right pair of jeans. You all know what I am talking about, it's all about the way in which the pants will hold on to your beautiful behind accentuating the god-given form of womanliness. And I am just not talking about skinny or fat women, it's about rocking the pair of jeans that will fit in perfect.

These are signs of good jean wearing:

-No muffintop
-Can stay on without belt
-Could be worn by EMO band singer
-Do not show your thong.
-Can hide underwear lines
-Can Stretch for even a bit (1% to 3% lycra)
-Do not contain more than 5% of it's weight in bedazzler jewels (aka ed hardy)
-Embroidery is only detail, not design.

This is Example Bad. These jeans were clearly made for man, or for someone
many sizes over your real size. if you took belt off, jeans would fall= fail.

Bad Example: the muffintop. I like curves in girl.
but those pants are not flattering the curves.
Good body ruined by bad choice of pants.

Bad Example: the showing of the thong.
Thong is sexy dont get me wrong, but it must be kept
secret for only person you want to arouse, not ALL PEOPLE.
Showing thong is like going to second base without stepin on first.

FUCK NO. flowers on one side, skull on another?
is this for guy or girl? none, this is for peacock.
Only doucheman wear this shit, and they probably
wear more makeup than their girlfriends.

This is good example, this woman is clearly gifted in
her behind, and we know this because she wears
the appropriate jeans, and she knows it, just look at
her face of "Yeah, I know"

This is good example, this woman has smaller booty, but thanks to
usage of correct pants she can arouse all men when she leaves a room.

Mom Jeans: very tricky to pull off. Mom jeans come in good and bad,
nothing in between, either you rock those pants making all your son's friends
fantizise about what lies within the denim, or you look like mom jeans are
actually dad jeans with a belt.

As terminal conclussions, I want to give a big heartfelt thank you to every girl who wears jeans that fit their figure, it is privilege to admire what you got and how you got it.

For further readings check this link to how to find good jeans by Isabella Snow.

Or watch an old Levi's commercial:

also watch hillarious SNL clip of the momjeans:

Thanks for reading

Be Manly and Vampire Movies

2009-12-02T18:23:00.000-08:00

Superultimating Gypsy videoblog; Being manly and Vampires from Fu Paullada on Vimeo.

All you ever wanted to know about prostitution!

2009-11-03T19:05:00.000-08:00

Superultimating Gypsy videoblog; all you ever wanted to know about Prostitution

Now streaming from Vimeo cuz youtube went all whiny-bitch on us. Fuk you youtube.

Guys dont love, they only dress up as women to confuse you.

2009-10-21T07:08:00.000-07:00

Also, look at NEW rating system on each blog entry, let me know if entry is bad, good, or premium!!

The answer of the universe.

2009-10-03T21:49:00.000-07:00

Dear people readers, tonight i have very special question on the email from friend Ernest, question is hard to explain so I just copy and paste here:

"Dear Mihai, if it really is true that you know it all, please tell me the answer to life the universe and everything, why are we here and what is the purpose of life"

Dear Ernest, do you mind if I call you smartass? ok, dear smartass, yes, i know the answer to everything, even your question.

Here is your answer.

The ballad of Joanie's perfect womanliness

2009-09-30T23:08:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone, your most favorite gypsy is back to make a bran new entry about Televisions greatest kept secret curves. Yes I am indeed talking about Joanie Holloway from the television program "The Madmen"

Before I talk about the greatness of Joan's curves, I feel is duty to remind you about Mihai's personal taste about curvey and bountiful womens by posting link to previous journal in which we talk about wonders of fullbodied dames and premium breasts.

Well, as said in previous journal entry;
"I like women with good size of flesh so when we become carnal I have something to hold on to, and not like skinny when I feel I going to break them if I become too passionate in the making of love."

Now, we come back to main issue of entry, the most premium curves on the television.
Miss Joan Holloway is ficitonaly character portrayed by goddess Christina Hendricks, Howcome we didnt know about Christina before? I do not know, but believe me friend, I am upset at own ignorance.
Now, I want to make attention to fact that Joan Holloway is from time era "America 1960s" a special time when men had control and women were less than men, just like Eastern Europe in present day. Also during this time women used to be more round and curvyfull, what happened? I do not know, in some point humanity fucked up and now every girl must be skinny. not good.
Miss Joan is not only curvey but very confident which is special combination for make a man's testicles shrink in intimidation and signal of respect for such womanly woman, Miss Joanie knows she is most gorgeous woman in 1963 and she has no problem with it, we also know that in deep secret, she is the real boss of Sterling Cooper company, but she lets Roger and Bert pretend like they are in power of the company, but in the end it is Joanie who runs the place, one day she find stain of horse poop on her shoe and she make Roger lick it until it becomes clean, that was in special deleted scenes of season 2.
Joanie is so much of woman that pharmaceutical company distills her tears to make estrogen pills. The real death of James Dean is suicide because he could not please Joanie in the bed. Elvis also killed himself because he became rejected by Joanie, he could not take the pain and started eating pills and becoming fat from so much ben and jerrys icecream and in the end he decided "A life without Joanie is a life half lived." The real assassin of president Kennedy was only jealous ex-lover who learned that Joanie was having affair with Kennedy, which was not true, Kennedy wanted to have affair with Joanie who happened to be president of the united states at the moment, a fact that is hidden in the pentagon because Joanie is so humble she didnt want people to know.

Do you notice she likes being beautiful and curveylicuous? it is almost a pain in the mind of every male in the world, and if you do not think so...buy a gun and sit on it.

anyways, I must now end this long entry with special open letter to Joan:

Dear Joan:
You are most beautiful woman in the television ever, your curves inspire real men into inventing the wheel and the airplane, god himself cried little tears of joy when he created you, and if it is true that god created you in his image, then I am gay and I want to make love to god.
Your hair is the color of fire and tangerines which means you are a hot as fire and as sweet as a tangerine, except to Peggy Olsen, but that's fine because she is weird girl.
The only reason the show is called Mad Men is because you drive Men Mad, and also you should break up with your boyfriend and come hang out with Mihai, I have premium penis and secret gypsy lovemaking skills learned in the Balkans.
Please never become skinny, and if you do, kill me first so i never know what is the world without your curves.

Loves and Kisses - Mihai Korsha

Now I leave you with greatest scene from Mad Men, please ignore stupid captions added by dumbass douchebag-trytoohard.

Pickle Juice, Jail and Safewords.

2009-08-26T02:57:00.000-07:00

Premium gypsy advice in videblog

2009-08-26T01:22:00.000-07:00

Romania and the Mental Boner.

2009-08-14T15:24:00.000-07:00

Macroeconomics Teacher can suckit

2009-07-28T02:38:00.000-07:00

Small quick update

2009-07-18T21:12:00.000-07:00

Hello friends of Mihai, this is me to make quick and small update to tell everybody that I have not forsaken you or premium gypsy advice blog, but I have run out of internet access because roomate fucked up the computer by excessive downloading of porno movies to hard drive. Compuiter dead and Mihai too poor to buy computer.

So, I say hello and quick answers to emails I have recieved:

Rodrigo in Florida: No. you are demented and stop even thinking such things, just because I am gypsy does not mean I am fucked in head like you.

Lindsay from Los Angeles. if you enjoy Gogol Bordello I recommend you listen to Manu Chao, Balkan Beat Box, Fanfare Ciocarlia, Taraf de Haidoukus and J.U.F. and Kulutr Shock.

Lonely Pirate in Santa Barbara. Fucking grow a pair of "Cojones" and ask her out already, dont be doing the reading into her mixed messages and stuff, it is either yes or no, there will be no tomorrow and world might end soon, so be quick and make her your woman pronto. Girls appreciate confident man.

Jessica in San Diego, thanks for sexy pictures, I will go to kinkos tonight and print them and carry them aroud in wallet for lonely nights.

Henry in Pasadena. I promise full update when internet is flowing in apartment like wine in Romany Wedding. Also, thanks for sending pickles, they become delicious food when everything else is bland.

Unknown Person from English airline. I not stupid, I know internet scam from real prize, I once married African Princess in distress for 10% of inheritance cash and got nothing in return, no cash, no booty. Fuck you English Airlines and 10,000 dollars in ticket money.

Ok, good bye for now, Keep writting and do not belive Mihai is death, when Nuclear disaster happens or 2012, only three things keep living; Cocroaches, Mihai and Cher.

Videoblog, REDRUM!

2009-06-10T01:12:00.000-07:00

Becoming inlove with cartoon characters

2009-06-08T16:40:00.000-07:00

Good morning and welcome to blog of Mihai, today I recieve special email from Emily who asks who is Mihai's favorite Disney princess and why.
Mihai is not previously seen the Disney movies, so I go to videostore to rent Disney movies and watch all of them in three days.
"What the hell are you doing?" asks roomate when he walks in, at first I not say anything because he is too slow to realize I am watching Disney movies, then he stays looking at me for a while and I become angry and tell him "What the fuck you think I'm doing? I'm watching the Disney movies" dumb kid.

Anyways, I go back to point of blog, and to answer, the hottest princess in the Disney movies is Brigitte Bardot in movie "Shalako"

Premium Arrousement.

Why? because she is premium babe, she has the tits of a goddess, the hair of a stallion but blonde, Premium superhot accent and Best ass in the west. She also has premium shooting skills and Apache killing skills. Nobody fuck with her, You think Maleficent will ever think of making her fall asleep with curse? Brigitte would have shoved spindle up Maleficent's spooky ass. Brigitte would have taken the apple from Wicked Queen, chew it and spit back on queen's face.
Also, you know how in Korea people eat live octopus?
That would be Brigitte eating Ursula from little mermaid, chewing moving tentacles and maybe spit her head out to make necklace for Sean Conner to wear in their wedding.

Second hottest princess in Disney is Esmeralda.

Oww! I wish I could say all Gypsy girls are like Esmeralda, but usually are fat and with mustache and bad temper. so you imagine that when I am watching Hunchback movie, and Esmeralda starts doing erotic dance, I cant help but become aroused by cartoon lady with amazing rack and premium dancing skills. Maybe we could take the little goat and roast it for our wedding party, if Esmeralda is true gypsy, she wouldnt mind.
Also, if you know anybody who looks like Esmeralda in the real life, send me email.

Third Disney princess in list is Snow White. Originally I was going to say Ariel is third in list but the fact that she dont have human parts to become carnal, big turnoff. Also, Ariel is 16 years old. what the hells is people in Disney animation thinking? How old is Eric anyways? I not sure about this but I think Little Mermaid movie should be called "Statutory Rape with Fish" I mean, Ariel is premium hot, but maybe wait a couple years and she become hotter. and legal.

But anyways, this is list of Disney princesses in order of hottness according to Mihai:

1.-Brigitte Bardot
2.-Esmeralda
3.-Snow white
4.-Ariel with legs
5.-Belle
6.-Aurora
7.-Jasmine
8.-The Indian
9 thru 20.- Everybody else
21.-Cinderella

Guilty pleasures are not "guilty" anymore.

2009-06-06T14:23:00.000-07:00

Hello, today is Mihai special blog about guilty pleasures guide to happiness.

Guilty pleasure as we all know is when you like something but you shouldnt because of things like:

a) Society
b) Shame
c) Culture
d) Daddy will punch your face if he find out.

First of all, guilty pleasure should never be "Guilty" pleasure. it should be called "I have no balls to admit I like this shit" Good.
SO, I talk to some peoples about guilty pleasures,

first person says he likes masturbatin in porn movies. That's OK everybody masturbate to porn movie, that is point of porn. Except You do it in movie theaters watching Marisa Tomei's tits in The Wrestler. That is no ok, please buy or rent movie and do hand-pleasure in your own house, playing with penis in movie theater is no guilty pleasure, it's being sick in head. Next time I see you I will punch your balls into your throath. And yes, be guilty.
Also, click here.

Next person talks about likeing the music of Journey as guilty pleasure. Dear private person, if you like Journey you are healthy person who not need to hide that fact, Journey is premium band from 80s with lotsa hair and maybe they take much drugs back then, It does not matter, please pull head out of ass and become proud you like journey.
That Journey shirt you have from concert back in 87, stop using as Pijamas, wear with pride, if its hard, then make baby steps;
1-Order pizza and when it arrive, open door with shirt on
2-Go rent movie wearing shirt
3-Wear shirt to flea market, nobody gives fuck.
4-buy ad in local newspaper where you confess love for the wheel on the sky with pride.
5-Dont stop believin'

Third guilty pleasure person: Stalking people on Facebook or myspace.
advice is this, if you are stalking person because you like, grow pair of balls (or ovaries) and tell them in person.
if you are stalking EX-boyfriend or EX-girlfriend or any kind of EX-person, then you are not over them and you must sit down in couch for hours and re-think why braking up with them.
Then tell them or go find somebody else. Maybe you can find support group for online stalkers of EXes. Also, click here.
If you are stalking because you are obsessed with person and you feel like you need to wear their skin. Then please email me your name and address so I can send cops after you. Also, dont download photos of them to make collage behind closet door. only if it is celebrity because thats what they are for.
Also, stop stalking me Beatrice, I already said I dont want marry you, you smell like tires. And stop looking through my trash, one day I will put snake in there to bite you.

Guilty pleasure, Britney Spears. Well, we all love to read about favorite mouseketeer and how she shave head and beatup people with umbrella, Britney is premium crazy-celebrity-material but that doesnt mean you need to buy her albums. If you like Britney music, it's not guilty pleasure, you just have no taste and you need music education.

oops, she did it again.

Throwing gum on street in hopes people step on it.
THis is fine pleasure, maybe littering, but maybe just fun to go home and think, Mhh, somebody will step on my gum and then something inside of you smiles a small smile of some sort of wicked victory. You imagine douchebag stepping on gum and walking into club and spoiling 200 dollar shoes and becoming upset and having small douche-tantrum because of you. Cheers!

Pinching little kids to make them cry; most kids are brats that need to stop playing their fuckin videogames and go out and play with mud and scratch knees. Stop pampering the little basterd, he is like 12 and still doesnt know how to ride bicycle, he never goes out alone and probably still pisses pants, just grab a small amount of skin from forearm and pinch, you will immediatly feel the character building in the little kid.

Do you want child to become this?

Last guilty pleasure, men who like Lady Gaga music; this is not guilty pleasure, this is sign you must re-think sexual orientation.

Series of small guilty pleasures everybody loves and does:
-Picking boogers and playing them into tiny ball to flick
-sticking finger in bellybutton and smelling it
-smelling own farts
-eating only skin of KFC
-Smelling marker
-confederate flag (yeah it's racist but then theres dukes of hazzard)
-pissing in pool or ocean
-dipping pickle in beer
-entertainment weekly
-gothic lolitas / EMO boys
-LOL cats
-youtube videos of people getting punched in the face

in conclussin, guilty pleasure is normal and natural and you must become strong to admit pleasures, maybe write them in postcard and send to this man, and maybe make tshirt iron-on so everybody knows and is also ironic shirt to wear to the mall and get bad looks from mothers who bring their kids to play in the little plastic pen. what happened to playing in parks?

Batman is like god, but better

2009-05-31T21:37:00.000-07:00

Hello and welcome to blogpost about the Batman superhero.
I recieved email from friend Henry asking about the Batman, so here.
Batman is superhero created by Bob Kane and Bill Finger, yes his real last name is Finger, poor man i pity him because at skool i would have been bully to him but not really because I didnt go to skool.
Batman is really secret identity of Bruce Wayne the rich industrializt, playboy who at night dresses like bat and fights crime with intellect and detective skills of science and technology, wealth, physical prowess, and intimidation of enemy like dropping them from two stories and punching them in the throath.

Anyways, Batman is not really superhero because he does not have superpowers like the rest of the comic book superheros or mutants, Batman's main powers is:

1.-Superultimating Brain and thinking
2.-Cash
3.-Premium luck with the ladies (probably very large penis)
4.-Belt and stuff like batmobil and batbike and batcave and batetc...
5.-Muscles and relfexes of cheetah.

Batman lives in Gotham City which I think is in between Illinoise and New York but i have never been there. He is also very dark and mysterious and has dark past and he fights and punishes enemies unlike superman who is only goody two shoes mama's boy scout and gets fucked in the ass by lex luther most likely. Wonderwoman has more balls than superman and because of that from now on when I talk about superman in this blog entry I will be refering as "Megalame" instead, capisce?

in fact, now I show you picture of one of favorite batman comics, the Dark Knight returns, where Batman beats the fuck out of megalame:

Take that superbitch!
You know who else can beat megalame? My niece.
See that green glow on Batman's fists?
that's just Bruce's manliness emanating in the form of furious hate

Anyways, now I show you a list of why Batman rocks way harder than megalame:

BATMAN>MEGALAME
smartness and wit>brute strength
Dark & Mystrious> goody two shoes
Stylish Suit>Circus suit
Awesome gadgets>No pockets
Batcave & Wayne Mannor> Icicle land
Brings terror on enemies> teaches life lessons
The Joker> Lex Luthor
Exessive Knowledge> Knowledge?
Very dark past> Farming background
Human strength and acrobatics> strength from sun
Ladies' Man> Shy EMO boy
Millionaire Playboy> Reporter

Also if you are interested on reading more of Batman comics but dont know which or why, this is best possible list of Batman comics that you must know.

bonus image to finish (real cover):

Seriously you fucking racist?

Loving a dirty woman is Ok when you listen to Jimmy Page

2009-05-23T23:18:00.000-07:00

Hello and welcome to blog entry of today. Last night Mihai became drunk in concert an cannot remember shit other than for the entry done last night which is in Ukrainian for reason unknown to me.
So today I answer email from Sam from Halifax, Nova Scotia AKA "short shorts in the north north"

Friend Sam has three issues to discuss, and I quote (copy&paste) from email from Sam:

1. i do not like wearing underwear. is this ok?

Dear Sam, the most important thing to know in the world of clothing is that clothing is just like laws, just a suggestion of society for better understanding of peoples, but that's all Pants and Rules are just suggestions and you dont have to follow if you do not want for it.
Another important thing here that I must tell you dear friend is that the comfort of your erogenous zones is most important priority in here, sometimes when you have premium penis like I do, underwear can feel too small, so if you feel like underwear confines your manhoodness then let it all be good and loose so that you can bounce from left knee to right knee and feel it move smooth down there, and is also best if you quietly chant in your head "Party party party party" when you do this movements without wearing the restrictions of underwear.
Underwear was probably invented by the British, so is ok to not wear it.
I feel very aroused when I meet girl and have drink or two and then start becoming carnal and Oh surprise, there is no underwear. premium.
So in conlussionness I tell you Sam that is not only OK to be without underwear but it is also a respectable treat in many gypsy camps I have visited, when you are in doubt, just do like governor of California and GO COMMANDO!

This movie is about a man who does not like to wear
underwear and becomes the governor of a liberal state in a first world country.

The second point in the email is the following:
2. i kissed a beautiful girl, and now i have a toothache, what is it, and what should i do?

Dear Sam, you are a man I appreciate for your manly concerns and brave boldness of not wearing underwear and kissing girls, I am confident in your manlinesshood. So I will tell you from very own experience that sometimes when you love a dirty woman, no matter how beautiful she is, you might get pains in your lips and sometimes penis and other areas, some dirty women harvest small creatures in pubis, I believe they do it in self defense for rapists, but it doesnt really work, im sorry. Sometimes when you love a dirty woman and you make out with her holyhole, you will start to grow pimples arouns lips or in your penis area, this is called STD by the scientests, but that is bullshit, I know better from gypsy wisdom and I know that when that happens is the price to pay for sharing pleasure with a beautiful woman, sometimes the gods not agree with people having sexy times so they send punishments to your genitals and her genitals. But it can also be a curse put on her by a jealous husband or boyfriend or her mother, sometimes gypsy mothers will put a curse on the beautiful girl so that man not become carnal with them and if they do, pain and sores and sometimes if curse is strong enough, the penis will become gray or green and fall off. Please be very cautious and remember to find out if a girl's mother is a gypsy or a witch or if she has gypsy lover so that you may avoid genital curse.
I reccomend that if you plan to become carnal with a woman, you wear a red string around your neck with four knots on it, you may also rubb salmon oil in your testesd as preparation or to remove a curse, it is also probable that you can chew on raw garlic and cloves for some minutes under a full moon to remove or prevent mouth curse from love disease.
So in conlussions, I say my dear Sam that I have loved many dirty women in my time and dealt with consequences, It is medically proven than Men only have enough blood to work either the brains or the penis, but cannot use both at same time, so choose the way you make use of your blood in this situations dear friend.

And also go see a doctor.

the third part of email from Sam says:
3. can you answer the age old question of who is better, led zepplin or black sabbath?

Answer is Easy, the parting of music ways between Zepplin and Sabbath made way to many different musics, first there was one kind of rock made by the Beatles, then came Zepplin and Sabbath and there were now two paths for rock to follow, so in answer to your question Zepplin rocks harder than a fat Russian's boner. And Sabbath can suck on that boner all forever, ozzy probably dont have any teeth (or dignity) left so he will create more BJ pleasure to the Fat Russian.

I hope that answers your question.

This is artist depiction of Russian man getting blowjob from "prince of darkness."
picture is cropped for purposes of preserving that last ounce
of dignity left to ozzy.

Anyways dear friend short shorts in the north north, take pride in not wearing underwear, love dirty women but deal with consequences and do all that while listening to Led Zepplin. Cheers.

порада

2009-05-23T02:32:00.000-07:00

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Videoblog 3; Listening to demo CD

2009-05-19T02:13:00.000-07:00

SO, I know I make mistake in video when I say may 21 2001, when in the reality I meant 2009 which is current year, so go to show, click here for info.
I shall see you there and dance until pass out of dehidration.

...oh yes, only send me CDs if your band is good, if it sucks then keep them. (and practice)

VIdeoblog 2; the best pickle ever!

2009-05-16T02:33:00.000-07:00

The five record most important of Mihai

2009-05-14T01:28:00.001-07:00

Hello and goodnight, welcome to a post of music records;
Special friend DeTamble has done the tagging of me for responding to this:

"write about five records that changed my life."

OK ready?
well first of everything, I did not have many records in early kid Mihai childhood because we Gypsies and we travel in caravans with no electricity power most time and we always playing our music with our propierty instruments and not play records, so anyways I did not have record until like teenager years, then the first record I become aqquainted with is this:

The music of Port Said was first record I ever had. the special thing about this record is that I am teenager Mihai and I have no record player but one day I see this record in a shop of town we are passing by and I steal it because of cover. Just take good look at the wonderful image of sexy gypsy woman showing much part of her anatomy, COMEON! I was only like 16 year old Mihai with hormone going up and down and making me have uncomfortable pant stiffness all time, so of course I steal record and then maybe I think I lost the disc but I keep record cover to make hand party when I have time alone with record cover. Port Said Lady is first lover of Mihai with her luscious thights, her firm and perky breasts and haircut like Betty Page. She wild in bed, or so I imagine in teenager years when I party with her sometimes like 12 times a day.

Second disc of importance is the thriller of Michael Jackson;

Michael Jackson is first black person who become white person in the world, and maybe now he is child rapist but it not matter because he is premium dancer and king of the pop for always.
I have first Michael Jackson cassette tape that I steal from shop, and at the time I not know much English but I learn to say that Billie Jean is not my Lover but the kid is not my son. So I run all over the camp yelling Billie Jean over and over and then I start singing Beat it and Beat it and then I become obnoxious and then Father Korsha really Beat it outta me.

Music Record album number three in list is Palegeja:

Palegeja is maybe Mihai's first celebrity crush, take stare at mischeivous eyes of troubl she has, you know she try to look nice by wearing long white dress like untainted bride but then you notice eyes and you know she's had some fun sexy times before, maybe some man like to become carnal with her and pull on the long braids and she like that I promise.

Record Album number four is Dve gitary by Valia et Aliocha Dimitrievitch

Yeah OK, maybe they not good looking but they some of best Gypsy folk music, they play good tunes like " Spuskalas nochnaja prokhlada" and " Dolja moja goremychnaja" Very good list of songs for making party and drinking and drinking and food, maybe marinated herring and pickled grilled zuchinni to accompany vodka and then at some point everybody drunk and happy and dancing and singing along to record. Party.

Last Record I choose for list is Donde estan los Ladrones by Shakira

Shakira is Latin American godess of hip movement, and I mean not like hip like trendy but hip like the part of body that is shaken to arouse men and carry babies and let people know if woman is fertile or not. That kind of hip is mostly premium in Shakira, but not only the shaking of the hip but she have very potent voice that make my testes shrink like when there is cold water but not becaus of cold or danger but because she so womanly that men can admire.
And this is record from before she come to the US of A and try to become beyonce with blonde hair and tans, this is when Shakira is like Alanis Morissette of Mexico (but she really from Colombia) And she make better music than now. Maybe she sell out but I not care much, just keep for making videos with gypsy hip movements and I spend all day in youtube instead of work or clean mess.

Please take a look at this video.
I not understand what she is saying in Spanish but I always like to imagine she is saying something like "Oh Mihai, look i'm all covered up in grease and oil and I dont know what to do so please come and help me, maybe you can give me spongebath and when I become clean I give you special Colombian price or something like that."

Perfect for morning wank.

2009-05-04T23:19:00.000-07:00

Hello and goodnight. Tonight I have no time to write long so I only give you special prize for being good reader of Mihai;

I have video of tremendous excietement power, this is better to view not in work area and is only pleasurable if you are man or lesbian.

Before I put link to video, I tell you that music in video sucks big time, so please First right-click on this link to open in new tab and once the music starts playing, open this link in another windoe or tab of browser and play video but put in muting, this way you watch good video with good song that matches better.
Then is Ideal. true!

There is three peoples in the bed.

2009-04-24T23:22:00.000-07:00

Hello to dear readers of Mihai (ME) welcom to another blog, Today I receive email signed "Mr. Milkshake" from Chicago, he say that he do not understand the idea of threesome. It feels awkwards and uncomfortables.
Dear Mister Milkshake, why is your name Milkshake? is this
A) Joke on Mihai
B) Joke on you from your parents
C) Nickname

if answer is A, then I will find you and shave your balls with dull spoon, if answer is B, then you can tell me and I have "talk" with your parents. If answer is B, then I give you answer and premium gypsy advice on threesome.

Threesome is when more than two people and less than four people become carnal, So three people because there is THREE people and SOME because they are all somebody becoming intimate with two. This happens because of reasons like;
-peoples like to experiement with sexuality,
-couples no longer find fun in usual carnal activities and need refreshing
-religious and social practice of peoples country
-marihuana

it doesnt matter why people choose to do threesome, the point here is that threesome is many times awkard, first threesome in the world was Adam and Eve and Serpent, How? I do not know, because serpent has no penis or vagina so I can only have devious thoughts of ways to make loving with two peoples and snake.

Unless:

In image avobe, serpent has human parts like tits and behind, so maybe it is possible for first threesome in the world to happen. Gross.

Sometimes threesome is also awkwards because of there is no third genere, there is man gender and woman gender and end. well sometimes there is transexual gender and maybe it is ok to have threesome because the ratio of penis to holes is ok. But otherwise it becomes strange, sometimes there is one man and two woman, and then that means a one to six ratio, and then there is two man and one woman, and then is a two to three ratio, and sometimes is three men, or three women, anywyas, point I am trying to become is that in threesome somebody gets less atention than others, sometimes two people are making "high five" with their genitalia and third person is either using some other part of somebodys body or just waiting for a turn. Maybe threesome should come with book or gamebody for when third person is having to wait for sexual attention.
Anyways mister Milkshake, if you not like threesome, you not need to become part of threesome, you can always sit and watch the other two, I would, and also take photographs and send them to premiumkorsha@gmail.com
Yes, most important part of threesome is that you film threesome and you send to me.

Now I show you some famous threesomes:

In this famous threesome, the man in the middle bites the pillow, obvious!

Y tu mama tambien is big budget Mexican porn movie, excellent tits, luky kids.

harry potter kids share "Common Room" WOYAYA!
do their parents become aware that they share common room all nights? this picture shows harry showing pornography to ladyfriend while Ron is aware of his own boner.

And finally, because you have red through and are anxious to see it, a real picture of a real threesome that is hidden in this link because of graphic content and do not open in your work place or office.

Ok, now you satisfied!

Hello, why are you orange?

2009-04-13T22:39:00.000-07:00

Good afternoons to my friends and readers, I have become busy with new job and I cannot have time to do the blogging often. But i apologize and now I resume the entry of tonight: Orange People Walking between you and me.

I walk to the restaurant to order a lunch for eating, and then there is this person in the paying line who is color of orange, at first I think of a man I knew back east, he named Abruel and he is skin the color of yellow because he has curse. Doctor say he has bad liver disease called Jaundice but I am gipsy, I know better to recognize a curse.

Anyways, I ask the beautiful Mexican cashier lady about it and she tells me that person is just been doing the fake tanning.
WHAT!!?? EXACTLY! there is place where people go and repose on a bed of lightbulbs to become bronzed. They pay the cash to become sunburnt, stupid! the sun is free, just take clothes off in beach and become real tan and not look ridiculus orange. Why dont you come to my house and pay ME and I put towel on the roof and you repose there. I even give you beer and potatoes. And if you are lady, we can become carnal and tan at same time.
I understand if you live in the Siberia, of course you go to lightbulb bed, but when you live in California and you are orange is because the lightbulb bed is not burning your skin, it is just toasting your brains.

Do you believe you look good and beach-sexy?
NO!
You look like ficticious short person from chocolate movie:

If you are person who is orange and makes the fake tanning, and if you become offended with this bloggings, You are stupid, dont pay for what is free, that is gypsy advice to you.

Rămas bun!

thank yous and Mercury

2009-04-06T00:39:00.001-07:00

I am very appreciative of all the comments and emails I have getiting from people, I will give response as soon as possible, but right now Korsha has better matters to make priority.
Maybe you watch this:

Freddy Mercury was good person, he's not anymore before hes dead.

First Videoblog attempt

2009-04-01T19:19:00.000-07:00

the in and out fucksoda

2009-03-31T23:19:00.000-07:00

Today I come back from long-ass work and then stop to have delicious burgermeal at the in and out, good right? NO, my soda taste like robitussin's testicles. What the hell is oging on with soda machine at the in and out? is broken? they decide to put car oil instead of soda-juice? or maybe testes juice with bottle of robitussin? yes more likely.

So I go to counter and say to in and out boy, "hey, soda taste horrible do something!" i'm in control because this is America and I pay two dollars for soda. fuckedup. So he become very nasty and say to me he cannot change taste of soda, I am pissed and I ask person next to me about soda and he says I am in correct, soda taste horrible, then somebody else say soda taste horrible, but in and out boy dont want to do anything about soda. At this moment I go to the ralph supermarketstore and buy two liter coke for two dollar and come back to the in and out to refill soda of people. it's good, I make good deed and make persons happy and soda taste good and not like dick. and talking about dick, in and out boy call manager who tell me I cannot give soda to people. I explain that in and out soda is like robitussin's testes and he become angry to tell me to leave.
Now I stand outside in and out telling people that soda taste like nasty and if they want soda they bring cup out and I give them good soda. Manager is becoming encabronadisimo so he tell me to leave but he cant because im not in in and out, I am in America street. I belong and he cannot do nothing.

end of story: high school kids come by and yell "fuck yeah!"
this means they aprove of Mihai . PREMIUM!

Hello mister saint Patrick

2009-03-17T18:23:00.000-07:00

Hello, today is very special day for Americans, today all population pretends to be from Ireland and dresses in green and is just one big excuse for drinking. Bullshit, you should never need excuse to drink, you should always be ok to drink with no excuses. And stop pretend you are Irish. why? here comes whys?

American version St. Paddys: put green shirt with stupid saying about being Irish, or drinking. Go to bar with name that start with "O'" O'malley, O'brians, O'Finns, O'klahoma, etc... And then buy dark irish beer that if it wasnt St. Paddys you wouldnt drink. and make irish cartbomb. Get drinking and listen to U2.

Example: do you think any of these boogers know why is
the saint patrick day celebrated? NO.

Real Version St. Paddys: (usually found in Boston part of town) Wake up and have Guinness not because is St. Patricks but because you always drink Guinness. Put some fucking clothes any color and go to bar owned by old man who speaks Gaelic and you cannot understand a fuckin word he speak. Drink more beer and talk with people. Listen to The Pogues, The Chieftains and The Dubliners, get in fight. Repeat

This man is real deal, he know what'sup
if you real true, you better roll like him.

Please dont sing anymore.

2009-03-16T21:18:00.000-07:00

Hello and good night!
I am pleased to be responding to first messege, I was asked by Henry to explain
"Why is Jared Leto such a douchebag?"
So I go into making research in the internet and the tabloid and asking the roomate and I come up with most important answer for question; Answer is no. Jared leto is not a douche, after expensive research I find out that douche is a tool for cleaning a woman's holyhole. so we cannot say that leto is douche because he not deserve be named like tool for such excellent purpose of cleaning. mister leto is a single dark and curley hair from the anus proximity, one with special piece of defecation hanging on it, like from a fat italian man named Pancrazio who ate eggplants with garlic.
Proof number one: everybodys from TV show called "my so called life" become together to make commentary on DVD release of show exception of Leto. Why? because he busy looking himself in mirror and putting the woman makeup of his shitty band.
Angela was there, and Rayanne and Ricky and even mom and dad and little sister and neighbor with horrific tina turner hairdo and even friend with small eyes and amazing tits named of Sharon. they all make comment and reunion of cast but no Jordan Catalano.
Even Tino was there!

Proof number two: Hairdo
Proof number three: Leto become very fat so nobody recognize him and then he kills John Lennon Superstar and thinks nobody will know because he has become obese.

Proof number four: 30 seconds to mars. Why he try to hard? why band suck so much? I not know, sorry. and he wear makeup and dress in concert, maybe he want to become transexualist but not know how to go about it.

Proof number five: Leto tells girlfiend superbabe Jennifer Connelly to become prostitute so he can take drugs. he should have been ass to ass scene if he wanted to become junky so bad.

Conclussion, dear Henry, thank you for making aware of subject that Jared Leto need to buy hismelf a pair of Neuticles.

in mean time, please watch this video on loop.

keira the walking skelleton

2009-03-15T03:56:00.000-07:00

Good Morning to you!
yesterday I go watch movie "the edge of love" with roomate; first he say I should watch movie that is not in the mainscream, I not understand what this means and he say we going to art cinema to watch movie and I not want to go so he promises good sexy scene in the movie and lovely ladies, so I go watch.
Movie had kiera knigthtley, she ok, she have ok lips but then she have teeth crooked like my uncle Dionysius who got kicked in the face by mule when he tried to have carnal relations with mule. I not think that Kiera tried to make sex with mule but she have crooked teeth and the body of skelleton. Why is she so skinny,? I think hollywood stars have good pay and they have much money to buy all kinds of food and eat all the time but they still are skinny like the crack smokers from the Ukraine.
And then I learn that women must be skinny in the US to have husband, is like opposite from old continent where woman is good and fertile when she have good and large hips for give birth and ample breast for feeding baby and for husband to play with.
I like women with good size of flesh so when we become carnal I have something to hold on to, and not like skinny when I feel I going to break them if I become too passionate in the making of love.

Example one:

This not OK, I can see her skelleton,
I will break her with my premium sexual skills.

Example two:
Look at the tits of a godess! you need to have 4x4 penis to
handle those curves, and strenght of bull to make sex with real woman.
She have many many places where to put your hands.

This is end of blog today, take good advice and find a real fleshy woman to keep you warm during cold winter. If she love her body, she love your body and everybody content!!

isla fisher: superpremium body

2009-03-10T20:18:00.000-07:00

hellogoodnight, tonight I talk of pretty lady Isla Fisher;
all this month when I go to job I wait for bus and there is big poster of isla fisher movie "confusion of shopping alcoholic" where she standing with bags of shopping and making special face like somebody is taking bite from her ass;

Please take notice of her faceial expression, why she surprised? because she use all her money on the shopping? NO! because someone take bite of her ass when photographer make photo. The person who take bite is very lucky man or woman, Isla has very premium body and I wish I could become carnal with her, maybe I also would take bite of her premium behind but not hard, just a little so that she became aroused but not hurt beacause then she make slap of my face and end of fun times, so never never take real bite, just playbite.

later I tell roomate about isla and he is amused so he plays movie for me "the weding crashings" with isla fisher and she becomes carnal with Vince vaughin and at first vince is afraightened of isla because she very confident lady who makes crazy times, and then at the end he is inlove with her and because vince realized that isla has premium body and crazy ways to become carnal, that is superplus,

if you make googel search of isla you always find superpremium image of isla in her underwears, superplus.

first post of internet blog

2009-03-09T20:13:00.000-07:00

hello, welcom to first post blog of me, Mihai Korsha. I introduce myself:
I come to amerika years ago and live with roomate who goes college when I do jobs. he likes getting drunk and i get drunnk always with him and then he always tells; Mihai you so relly funny and i not understand whay but then roomates friends say me Mihai, you so funny. And then one day they say they make video of me for people to find funny in internet, and then roomate says he gives me a blog for typing what i think, so now I type what I think in internet.
First plus thing: I not borat. Borat fake character movie star who is racist to the Jewish and makes women to be unfierior. is not ok. he make fun of Gipsies and that big mistake because i am gypsy in old country and now i am gypsy in amerika. And we not steal, we just borrow forever. and sometimes old gypsy women have mustaches like men, but mostly they are hot like tv cartoon esmeralda of disnei, and smarter than men always.
thankyou